shagoool o sha7chi ?! basna floos ya sa3ad basna :P
yayny hal email 3afya egrooh ..
From Prince Fayad H. Bolkiah ( eeh yoba gamaw el omara edezoly emails :P kaaaaaaaaaaak )
Dear Friend, ( eeeh ana :P )
I got your reliable contact from a business diary and further explicit investment information about your country. I am Prince Fayad H. Bolkiah, the eldest son of Prince Jefri Bolkiah, former Finance Minister of Brunei, the tiny oil-rich sultanate on the Gulf Island. ( tesharafna 7abeeby ) I will save your time by not amplifying my extended royal family history ( eeh la mala da3ey sha7a6a ) , which has already been disseminated by the international media during the controversial dispute that erupted between my Father and his step brother, the sultan of Brunei Sheik Muda Hassanal Bolkiah.( latgoool !!! allah ekoon eb3ounkom)
As you may know from the international media, the sultan had accused my father of financial mismanagement and impropriety of US$14.8 Billion dollars ( nig6a fee ba7ar 3end obook :P ). This was as a result of the Asian financial crisis that made my father's company Amedeo Development Company and government owned Brunei Investment Company to be declared bankrupt during his tenure in office. However my father was kept under house arrest, his bank accounts and private Properties including a crude oil export refinery were later confiscated by the sultanate.( 9arat bainhum !! :P )
Furthermore during this unfortunate period, I was advised to evacuate my immediate family outside the sultanate to avoid further prosecution from the sultan and his security operatives ( gebeeeb ya3ni ) , but before I could do that I was placed under house arrest by the Sultan and have no access to a phone but I have a Palm hand-held computer from which I am sending you this mail( ta3eesh el technologiya :P, o ji3al rasik dayman marfoo3 !! awal wa7ed thekartny ana !! allah akbar loooooooooool ). Some of the guard here are still loyal to me, so they would be my contact with you if there is any document I need to send to you to enable you collect the boxes of money on my behalf.( wallah mara7 etshem re7at hum mara thanya lo betdizly shay :P )
Before my incarceration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Five Hundred Million United States Dollars in cash under special arrangement into the custody of different private security and Trustee companies for safe keeping abroad.(hala obooy walla :P Porsche GT here i come baby loool) Just like an unspecified amount of money Sadam Husseine( ma kona ekwayeseeen !!! laish etyeeeb 6ary hal zift 3al 9eb7) took out of Iraq in cash .
The money were splited and kept in the following countries in this proportion: Two Hundred Million is in Spain, One hundred and Fifty Million is in United Arab Emirate and another One Hundred and fifty Million is in United Kingdom.( chan khalait hum kilhum 3endy :P ) Hence I seek your good assistance to invest these funds into profitable investment in your country to facilitate future survival for my family abroad.( walla enek jeet 7ag elshakh9 elghala6 looooooooool ) After due deliberation with my aids we have decided to offer 20% of these funds to you as compensation for your strong cooperation while 5% have been mapped out for both local and international expenses that may be incurred during this transaction.( wala shaklik ent ely 7ita 1% mara7 et7a9il loooool )
Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust while looking forward to your prompt reply towards a swift conclusion of this business transaction.( khair enshalla LOOOL a3arfek et3arefny ?! ) You may contact me so that i will let you know the next thing to do.Many Thanks and may Allah's blessing remain with you.( ya36eek el3afya oboy enta )
Prince Fayad H. Bolkiah. ( e7im e7im wala kashkha ana :P )
اللهم ان غانم الصالح عبدك ابن عبدك يحتاج الى رحمتك وانت غني عن عذابه فارحمه اللهم اجعل قبره روضة من رياض الجنة . لا حفرة من حفر النار . اللهم ابدله دارا خيرا من داره . واهلا خيرا من اهله . وذرية خيرا من ذريته وزوجا خيرا من زوجه وادخله الجنة بغير حساب . برحمتك يا ارحم الراحمين .